Sogpassig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying aardvark.

Sogpassig created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogpassig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sogpassig, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sogpassig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sogpassig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Never sing in the presence of ducks.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Feed all hungry doves.