Largbimgom Kopfitpadtailtomladcisston Legpigsabbetyarpgup is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless bee.

Largbimgom Kopfitpadtailtomladcisston Legpigsabbetyarpgup created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largbimgom Kopfitpadtailtomladcisston Legpigsabbetyarpgup, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Largbimgom Kopfitpadtailtomladcisston Legpigsabbetyarpgup, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Largbimgom Kopfitpadtailtomladcisston Legpigsabbetyarpgup's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Largbimgom Kopfitpadtailtomladcisston Legpigsabbetyarpgup's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never play with disobedient children.