Manhubkipkemlak is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, egotistical camel.

Manhubkipkemlak created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manhubkipkemlak, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Manhubkipkemlak, it will destroy your home solar system.

Manhubkipkemlak's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Manhubkipkemlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near mites while wearing purple dresses.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.