Tannarl is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain goose.

Tannarl created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tannarl, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tannarl, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tannarl's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tannarl's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Hide if three foxes approach from the west.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.