Nutloptap is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast dugong.

Nutloptap created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Nutloptap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nutloptap, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nutloptap's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nutloptap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gulls.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.