Nurttinbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful troll.

Nurttinbonk created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurttinbonk, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurttinbonk, she will laugh at you.

Nurttinbonk's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Nurttinbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Respect your elders.