Mildunsug is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless penguin.

Mildunsug created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mildunsug, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mildunsug, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mildunsug's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Mildunsug's Holy Commandments

1. Mildunsug must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.