Bassdidwap is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, omniscient turtle.

Bassdidwap created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassdidwap, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bassdidwap, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bassdidwap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bassdidwap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Do not eat limes.