Nellabnul is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil hyena.

Nellabnul created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellabnul, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nellabnul, it will make you grow a tail.

Nellabnul's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Nellabnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Put Nellabnul first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never hurt rats.