Pasdabarf is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, fast wolf.

Pasdabarf created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasdabarf, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pasdabarf, she will strike you with lightening.

Pasdabarf's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Pasdabarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not keep seven hamsters in a large pit.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not shave your chest.