Litgetsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing hummingbird.

Litgetsaf created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Litgetsaf, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Litgetsaf, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Litgetsaf's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Litgetsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never look in ponds.