Quagflagstan is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, awe-inspiring bee.

Quagflagstan created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagflagstan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quagflagstan, he will throw large rocks at you.

Quagflagstan's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Quagflagstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never mention great tits.