Zimvanrull is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, irritating mink.

Zimvanrull created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimvanrull, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zimvanrull, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zimvanrull's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Zimvanrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill eagles.

2. Run away if six grasshopers approach from the east.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.