Tipkarnigfarnwipzennat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, capable swallow.

Tipkarnigfarnwipzennat created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipkarnigfarnwipzennat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tipkarnigfarnwipzennat, it will cry a lot.

Tipkarnigfarnwipzennat's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tipkarnigfarnwipzennat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.