Bummegwot is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, witty camel.

Bummegwot created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bummegwot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bummegwot, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bummegwot's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bummegwot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never mention rats.

3. Run away from purple swans, for they are unholy.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Never think about comets.