Donmistip is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful donkey.

Donmistip created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Donmistip, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Donmistip, she will be very sad.

Donmistip's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Donmistip's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Donmistip's priests.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Donmistip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Donmistip on top of all buildings.