Caprippas is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable horse.

Caprippas created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Caprippas, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Caprippas, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Caprippas' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Caprippas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never feed lots of peanuts to goats while wearing green jumpers.

5. Never chant in holy places.