Tonpidsom is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, quiet hummingbird.

Tonpidsom created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonpidsom, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tonpidsom, she will strike you with lightening.

Tonpidsom's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tonpidsom's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tonpidsom.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. You must pray to Tonpidsom nine times a day.