Piddadnul is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, contented mink.

Piddadnul created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Piddadnul, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Piddadnul, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Piddadnul's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Piddadnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Piddadnul's name in vain.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near badgers while wearing black shirts and balancing three iron spheres on your hands.

4. Never think about special relativity near seals while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing eight gold spheres on your head.

5. Never mention tortoises.