Dumhaphom Fabcarfob is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless deer.

Dumhaphom Fabcarfob created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumhaphom Fabcarfob, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dumhaphom Fabcarfob, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dumhaphom Fabcarfob's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dumhaphom Fabcarfob's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Hide if eight sharks approach from the west.