Stikdindut is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, weak squid.

Stikdindut created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikdindut, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stikdindut, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Stikdindut's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Stikdindut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Hide from magenta cats for they are unholy.

4. Never mention great tits.

5. Never run near gulls.