Mindudfeb Wapvabpak is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, two-faced owl.

Mindudfeb Wapvabpak created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Mindudfeb Wapvabpak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mindudfeb Wapvabpak, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mindudfeb Wapvabpak's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Mindudfeb Wapvabpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.