Bid is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful dingo.

Bid created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bid, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bid, it will turn you into a rock.

Bid's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Always help sick porpoises.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Bid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.