Nartofbast Fasyikcanjablagcingar is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate manatee.

Nartofbast Fasyikcanjablagcingar created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartofbast Fasyikcanjablagcingar, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nartofbast Fasyikcanjablagcingar, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nartofbast Fasyikcanjablagcingar's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nartofbast Fasyikcanjablagcingar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Never feed peanuts to shrews while wearing skirts.

5. Never wear shirts.