Jadgenjaprullril is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, clever sheep.

Jadgenjaprullril created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Jadgenjaprullril, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jadgenjaprullril, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Jadgenjaprullril's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Jadgenjaprullril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Jadgenjaprullril's name in vain.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Never feed onions to eagles while wearing orange shorts.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.