Sigkemshav is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous crab.

Sigkemshav created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigkemshav, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sigkemshav, it will refuse to believe in you.

Sigkemshav's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sigkemshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Sigkemshav loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.