Raggutvig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic chinchilla.

Raggutvig created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raggutvig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Raggutvig, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Raggutvig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Raggutvig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Run away if eight swans approach from the west.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Never talk about nematodes.