Cuthomhablistbogditmut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented hare.

Cuthomhablistbogditmut created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuthomhablistbogditmut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cuthomhablistbogditmut, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cuthomhablistbogditmut's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cuthomhablistbogditmut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Cuthomhablistbogditmut in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Do not commit murder.