Hubrutlig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome walrus.

Hubrutlig created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubrutlig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hubrutlig, she will cry a lot.

Hubrutlig's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Hubrutlig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must pray to Hubrutlig nine times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.