Hakzigbopbab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident wasp.

Hakzigbopbab created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakzigbopbab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hakzigbopbab, he will laugh at you.

Hakzigbopbab's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Hakzigbopbab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Run away from indigo great tits, for they are unholy.