Kapbonkhot Genlogbot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, effective hydra.

Kapbonkhot Genlogbot created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapbonkhot Genlogbot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kapbonkhot Genlogbot, she will laugh at you.

Kapbonkhot Genlogbot's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Kapbonkhot Genlogbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never feed lots of onions to dogs while wearing indigo shoes.

5. Do not listen to music.