Appjatrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, able dryad.

Appjatrag created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appjatrag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Appjatrag, it will turn you into a frog.

Appjatrag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Appjatrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to great tits while wearing hats.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Appjatrag on top of all buildings.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.