Didsastimhabgunfun Dinyattdunflam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring wyvern.

Didsastimhabgunfun Dinyattdunflam created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Didsastimhabgunfun Dinyattdunflam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Didsastimhabgunfun Dinyattdunflam, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Didsastimhabgunfun Dinyattdunflam's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Didsastimhabgunfun Dinyattdunflam's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always take life seriously.