Huggodmin Kiksogshavapp is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, all-knowing duck.

Huggodmin Kiksogshavapp created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Huggodmin Kiksogshavapp, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Huggodmin Kiksogshavapp, it will laugh at you.

Huggodmin Kiksogshavapp's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Huggodmin Kiksogshavapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never paint your arms magenta.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Worship no other gods but Huggodmin Kiksogshavapp.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.