Flislaktarg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful unicorn.

Flislaktarg created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Flislaktarg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flislaktarg, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Flislaktarg's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Flislaktarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always obey Flislaktarg's priests.

3. Flislaktarg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never talk about fire.