Fennat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, smart dingo.

Fennat created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Fennat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fennat, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fennat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fennat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Always help tortoises.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Fennat on top of all buildings.