Vagtettibet is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, moody clam.

Vagtettibet created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Vagtettibet, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vagtettibet, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vagtettibet's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Vagtettibet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help horses.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Always obey Vagtettibet's priests.