Gonsogdogfligbarnvanbepmab is a god.

He takes the form of a large, ill-tempered parrot.

Gonsogdogfligbarnvanbepmab created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Gonsogdogfligbarnvanbepmab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gonsogdogfligbarnvanbepmab, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Gonsogdogfligbarnvanbepmab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gonsogdogfligbarnvanbepmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never wear orange shirts.

3. You must pray to Gonsogdogfligbarnvanbepmab eight times a day.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.