Fatvadced is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing coyote.

Fatvadced created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatvadced, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fatvadced, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fatvadced's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fatvadced's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not hurt shrews.