Rillyakfad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unjust swan.

Rillyakfad created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillyakfad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rillyakfad, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rillyakfad's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Rillyakfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never paint your hands pink.

3. Do not hurt tapirs.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never feed lots of corn to goats while wearing green jumpers.