Sagvedhenkarsid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud toad.

Sagvedhenkarsid created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagvedhenkarsid, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sagvedhenkarsid, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sagvedhenkarsid's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sagvedhenkarsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red trousers.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Always look after injured birds.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.