Legvagarn is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, conceited pig.

Legvagarn created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Legvagarn, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Legvagarn, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Legvagarn's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Legvagarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention frogs.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Legvagarn in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed wheat to horses while wearing trousers.

5. Never laugh near rats.