Cemwigmot Lankemman is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, quiet dryad.

Cemwigmot Lankemman created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemwigmot Lankemman, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cemwigmot Lankemman, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cemwigmot Lankemman's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cemwigmot Lankemman's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cemwigmot Lankemman on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Feed all hungry frogs.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.