Flydogbot is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, vain goat.

Flydogbot created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flydogbot, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flydogbot, she will try to impress you with trees.

Flydogbot's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Flydogbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near eagles while wearing white skirts and balancing six gold spheres on your feet.

2. Do not keep four porpoises in a large pit.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near squirrels while wearing green coats.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.