Manbuddut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, stupid guinea pig.

Manbuddut created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Manbuddut, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Manbuddut, it will turn you into a goat.

Manbuddut's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Manbuddut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.