Hubhabbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental chinchilla.

Hubhabbonk created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Hubhabbonk, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hubhabbonk, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Hubhabbonk's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Hubhabbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention foxes.

2. Do not keep eight dolphins in a large pit.

3. Never paint your neck violet.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.