Bafsidbom is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, cheerful zebra.

Bafsidbom created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafsidbom, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bafsidbom, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bafsidbom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bafsidbom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo aardvarks, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never paint your back green.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about spacetime near hamsters while wearing brown kilts and balancing five platinum spheres on your arms.