Ruttlargboss is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil hydra.

Ruttlargboss created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ruttlargboss, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ruttlargboss, he will make you grow a tail.

Ruttlargboss' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Ruttlargboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help sick goats.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Do not take Ruttlargboss' name in vain.