Dadbasspag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous raven.

Dadbasspag created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadbasspag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dadbasspag, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dadbasspag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dadbasspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.