Paghugarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, fast deer.

Paghugarp created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paghugarp, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Paghugarp, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Paghugarp's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Paghugarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds in need.

2. Run away if six mites approach from the east.

3. Paghugarp must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Worship no other gods but Paghugarp.